Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tony is sexy
and so is the suit.
- Brittany Curtin
Shit that happens when I’m bored, alone, and have nothing better to do with my life than stare at the ceiling and think of Ironman.
This is what me and Mandy think of this
Boom Tasty (7:09:36 PM): Tony’s outfit looks funny
Manders … (7:09:44 PM): xD Cap’n looks funny
Boom Tasty (7:09:54 PM): They all look funny
Boom Tasty (7:09:59 PM): lookit thor’s hammer xDD
Manders … (7:10:01 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:10:18 PM): omg im dying xD
Boom Tasty (7:10:26 PM): THORS HAMMER IS A HAMMER xD
Manders … (7:10:28 PM): xD
Manders … (7:10:35 PM): OMG
Manders … (7:10:43 PM): IDIDN’TEVEN
Manders … (7:10:51 PM): IAMGOINGTOGOGIGGLEATMARVEL
Manders … (7:10:58 PM): CONSIDERINGTHISCOMICJUSTWENTONSALETODAY
Boom Tasty (7:11:03 PM): xDD
Manders … (7:11:06 PM): DIDTHEARTISTGO?
Manders … (7:11:39 PM): “THOR’S HAMMER— OKAY! IT MUST BE A NORMAL HAMMER. NOT LIKE. MEDIEVAL HAMMER OF SMASHING, WHICH MAKES MORE SENSE, SINCE HE’S AN OLD NORSE GOD. NO, THEY MUST MEAN CARPENTER HAMMER”
Boom Tasty (7:11:48 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:11:54 PM): Apparently xD
Boom Tasty (7:11:59 PM): I would not waste my money xD
Boom Tasty (7:12:04 PM): I mean Ironman looks like an alien, for starters..
Manders … (7:12:07 PM): “BUT I’M NOT TOTALLY SURE. SO I’LL PUT AN AXE BLADE ON THE BACK OF IT. AND THAT WILL MAKE IT OKAY.”
Boom Tasty (7:12:10 PM): and who’s chest sinks in like that?
Boom Tasty (7:12:22 PM): xD Pretty much
Manders … (7:12:41 PM): “and put it to the back. That way if he fucks up and swings backwards, he can kill himself.”
Boom Tasty (7:12:49 PM): xD
Manders … (7:12:54 PM): xD That’s one hell of a back swing
Boom Tasty (7:12:58 PM): xDD
Manders … (7:13:06 PM): DON’T STAND BEHIND THOR
Manders … (7:13:14 PM): HIS HAMMER HAS AN AXE ON THE BACK
Boom Tasty (7:13:18 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:13:29 PM): //uncontrollablesnortinglaughter
Manders … (7:13:32 PM): xDDD
Manders … (7:13:45 PM): And the handle is broken
Manders … (7:13:55 PM): and weighted improperly
Manders … (7:14:04 PM): so he won’t be swinging it with much accuracy
Manders … (7:14:04 PM): xDF
Boom Tasty (7:14:10 PM): And wtf is on the bottom?
Boom Tasty (7:14:10 PM): xD
Manders … (7:14:15 PM): it’s a strap
Manders … (7:14:17 PM): xD For his wrist
Boom Tasty (7:14:19 PM): xDD
Boom Tasty (7:14:22 PM): DONT DROP IT
Manders … (7:14:24 PM): BECAUSE IT DOESN’T JUST COME BACK TO HIM YOU KNOW
Boom Tasty (7:14:36 PM): Loki blocked
Manders … (7:14:38 PM): oh my god this artist
Manders … (7:14:39 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:14:41 PM): SHIT
Boom Tasty (7:14:44 PM): ITS ATTACHED
Boom Tasty (7:14:47 PM): NOW I REALLY CANT GET IT
Manders … (7:14:50 PM): XDDD
Manders … (7:15:06 PM): Thor: The only Asgardian god who isn’t Asian that looks Asian
Boom Tasty (7:15:23 PM): SAMURAI BEARD
Manders … (7:15:28 PM): LOOKIT HIM. HE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD SAMURAI WARRIOR
Manders … (7:15:29 PM): XD
Manders … (7:15:40 PM): He’s just missin’ the top knot
Manders … (7:15:47 PM): and he’d be a modernistic Norse God Samurai
Manders … (7:15:52 PM): WHO WEARS SOCKS
Manders … (7:15:54 PM): INSTEAD OF SHOES
Boom Tasty (7:16:08 PM): /dying
Boom Tasty (7:16:13 PM): i cant xD
Manders … (7:16:20 PM): And is he standing in the ground?
Manders … (7:16:22 PM): Or is he still landing
Manders … (7:16:27 PM): because his foot says “standing”
Manders … (7:16:33 PM): but his position says landing
Boom Tasty (7:16:40 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:16:47 PM): Apparently he’s supposed to be landing xD
Manders … (7:16:49 PM): Maybe he’s running?
Manders … (7:16:50 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:16:55 PM): xD
Manders … (7:16:59 PM): It looks like he might be running
Boom Tasty (7:17:06 PM): on air
Manders … (7:17:09 PM): but… he still looks disproportionate
Boom Tasty (7:17:11 PM): b/c thats as solid as the dirt
Manders … (7:17:15 PM): for the foreshortening that would have to occur
Manders … (7:17:16 PM): xD
Manders … (7:17:25 PM): AND WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OTHER HAND
Manders … (7:17:27 PM): IT SORT OF
Manders … (7:17:29 PM): DISAPPEARS
Manders … (7:17:33 PM): BEHIND CAP’N’S ARM
Boom Tasty (7:17:37 PM): He’s holding capt’s hand
Manders … (7:17:40 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:17:45 PM): “CATCH ME! IM BLOWING AWAY”
Manders … (7:17:46 PM): And his entire upper arm is missing
Manders … (7:17:48 PM): on the other side
Boom Tasty (7:18:06 PM): YE WINDS ARE STRONGER THAN ME
Manders … (7:18:09 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:18:17 PM): I MUST HOLD ON TO THEE OR I MIGHT BLOW AWAY
Manders … (7:18:23 PM): AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON TONY AND CAP’N
Boom Tasty (7:18:27 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:18:32 PM): Tony looks like a motha fuckin alien
Manders … (7:18:43 PM): Tony looks like the artist went “ARMOR? IRON ARMOR? PFFFFT. WHATEVER IT’S ALL ONE PIECE I’M LAZY”
Boom Tasty (7:18:50 PM): Captain is so disproportionate xD it’s not even funny
Manders … (7:18:56 PM): because it loosk more like painted wood
Manders … (7:18:58 PM): then armor
Boom Tasty (7:19:02 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:19:06 PM): Yeah
Boom Tasty (7:19:17 PM): Lookit his caf’s
Boom Tasty (7:19:20 PM): holy jesus
Manders … (7:19:28 PM): And Capn’s legs are all one leg
Manders … (7:19:29 PM): Light
Manders … (7:19:31 PM): efajweifoa
Manders … (7:19:32 PM): like
Manders … (7:19:34 PM): no thigh
Manders … (7:19:36 PM): or no calf
Boom Tasty (7:19:37 PM): xD
Manders … (7:19:38 PM): one or the other
Manders … (7:19:40 PM): it’s all one piece
Manders … (7:19:51 PM): His head is TINY
Boom Tasty (7:19:52 PM): And his chest is like twice the size it needs to be xD
Manders … (7:19:59 PM): and his hat is literally IN his head
Manders … (7:20:03 PM): which has to fucking hurt
Manders … (7:20:06 PM): even for Cap’n
Boom Tasty (7:20:08 PM): xD
Manders … (7:20:14 PM): also
Manders … (7:20:18 PM): he’s missing a pinky
Manders … (7:20:32 PM): and Tony’s arm, the one behind Cap’n, is broken
Boom Tasty (7:20:39 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:20:45 PM): And twisted
Manders … (7:20:47 PM): And longer than the other arm
Boom Tasty (7:20:50 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:20:56 PM): and its supposed to be further away xD
Manders … (7:21:03 PM): I MEAN SERIOUSLY. That shoulder is also slightly turned upward
Manders … (7:21:14 PM): so even if he was standing straight forward, it would be higher up
Boom Tasty (7:21:19 PM): mhm
Manders … (7:21:23 PM): WHICH MEANS HIS HIPS ARE OFF BALANCE
Boom Tasty (7:21:26 PM): this is going on Tumblr.
Manders … (7:21:35 PM): And his thighs are improperly turned
Boom Tasty (7:21:53 PM): it looks funny
Manders … (7:21:54 PM): It’s like “LOOKIT THE INSIDE OF MY THIGHS AND THE FRONT OF MY KNEES”
Manders … (7:21:57 PM): because that is impossible
Boom Tasty (7:21:58 PM): xDD
Boom Tasty (7:22:04 PM): Broken arms and legs
Boom Tasty (7:22:06 PM): for Tony
Manders … (7:22:14 PM): AND THAT HELMET
Manders … (7:22:17 PM): WHAT THE FUCK IS HE
Manders … (7:22:19 PM): A CHOBIT?
Boom Tasty (7:22:21 PM): xDD ((Ihonestlywouldn’tmindthatifIcouldhaveone »))
Boom Tasty (7:22:28 PM): He’s got a tiny head too
Boom Tasty (7:22:35 PM): his heads supposed to be in it xD
Manders … (7:22:37 PM): Thor’s the only one
Manders … (7:22:45 PM): that even’s moderately proportionate
Manders … (7:22:50 PM): but there are so many other problems with him
Boom Tasty (7:22:52 PM): xD
Manders … (7:22:53 PM): that I can’t even
Manders … (7:22:53 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:22:59 PM): Tumblr.
Boom Tasty (7:23:02 PM): It’s going there.
Manders … (7:23:02 PM): ACTUALLY
Manders … (7:23:07 PM): HE HAS A REALLY FUCKING LONG TORSO
Manders … (7:23:12 PM): considering he’s bent forward
Boom Tasty (7:23:15 PM): xD
Manders … (7:23:15 PM): that
Manders … (7:23:16 PM): or no neck
Boom Tasty (7:23:17 PM): mhm
Boom Tasty (7:23:29 PM): and a hunch back
Manders … (7:23:39 PM): There’s like— no obvious place in which he is bent
Boom Tasty (7:23:42 PM): xD
Manders … (7:23:58 PM): And who wears their pants like that
Boom Tasty (7:24:00 PM): I didnt get past Thor’s hammer xD
Manders … (7:24:08 PM): It’s like he took all of the extra fabric of SKIN TIGHT LATEX
Manders … (7:24:12 PM): and pulled it up to his hips
Boom Tasty (7:24:13 PM): Just went ‘omg lookithishammer.Nowayinhell’
Boom Tasty (7:24:13 PM): xD
Manders … (7:24:26 PM): And it’s FROM an actual Marvel comic
Manders … (7:24:28 PM): I mean seriously
Manders … (7:24:29 PM): SERIOUSLY
Manders … (7:24:30 PM): STAN
Boom Tasty (7:24:32 PM): xD
Manders … (7:24:36 PM): HOW CAN YOU LET THESE PEOPLE DO THIS
Manders … (7:24:48 PM): ANDANDAND
Manders … (7:24:51 PM): WHERE THE FUCK
Manders … (7:24:53 PM): WERE THEY
Manders … (7:24:58 PM): THAT CAP’N IS BEAT TO SHIT
Manders … (7:25:03 PM): BUT THOR AND TONY ARE PERFECTLY CLEAN
Boom Tasty (7:25:05 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:25:28 PM): Apparently Steve is really having a hard time keeping up with the Avenger’s.
Manders … (7:25:30 PM): And Thor has to be landing
Manders … (7:25:35 PM): laskjfsklajasf Has to
Manders … (7:25:42 PM): he’s the only one without an actual shadow on the ground
Boom Tasty (7:25:46 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:25:54 PM): it’s something weird there xD
Boom Tasty (7:26:01 PM): it looks like it’s supposed to be there
Manders … (7:26:09 PM): I just
Manders … (7:26:11 PM): why
Manders … (7:26:14 PM): would he be running
Manders … (7:26:15 PM): inthe air
Boom Tasty (7:26:17 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:26:24 PM): My mind?
Manders … (7:26:25 PM): that is the only reason I can understand for his foot to be like that
Manders … (7:26:26 PM): I mean
Manders … (7:26:31 PM): it looks like it’s ON THE FUCKING GROUND
Boom Tasty (7:26:35 PM): Captain took a tumble down one of those hills behind them
Boom Tasty (7:26:39 PM): and Thor just saved him.
Manders … (7:26:41 PM): xD
Boom Tasty (7:26:43 PM): Thats why he looks so fucked up
Boom Tasty (7:26:47 PM): and everyone else is fine xD
Manders … (7:26:52 PM): It’s just
Manders … (7:26:54 PM): I don’t know
Manders … (7:26:57 PM): I can’t tak—-
Manders … (7:27:00 PM): TONY WHAT IS ON YOUR SHOES
Boom Tasty (7:27:09 PM): xD
Manders … (7:27:12 PM): What are those things
Manders … (7:27:14 PM): they’re like
Manders … (7:27:17 PM): sticking out of the sides
Boom Tasty (7:27:20 PM): xD
Manders … (7:27:22 PM): that can’t be safe
Boom Tasty (7:27:24 PM): They’re for his laces
OH DEM HIPS…MMM..DAMN’T MAN.
Yes, I added the words. xD
~MLI
